Today is a Great Day for America!
According to a recent study, America is on the religious straight and narrow. Before long, we will reject the law of gravity and replacing it with intelligent falling. Next comes the speed of light as the Divine Speed of Intelligence. But first, evolution...
A Gallup Poll released Wednesday suggests about 53 percent of Americans rejects the theory of evolution as the explanation for the origin of humans.Thank heavens! This is just the beginning, soon we will amass a great army of Christians to overthrow the rule of Satan's science. We will rule the world with our divine mission and dominance of faith over critical thinking! Our lack of logical reflection will shine evidently as our congregation follows blindly the words of the Lord. Through this our faith is shown.
Instead, they believe God created humans at one time as they are today, the survey showed.
About 31 percent of respondents said they believe humans evolved, but God guided the process. Only 1.2 percent said they believe Darwin's scientific theory of evolution where God had no part.
Researchers said people with lower levels of education, those who attend church regularly, those who are 65 or older and those who identify with the Republican Party are more likely to believe in the biblical story of the origin of humans.
The poll was conducted in September but no margin of error figures or other information was available.
We will impress our morals upon the world! We will strike down those who oppose us, for we are the word of God and our enemies will be proven wrong in superfluous debate between science and God! Our faith is the majority now! Though we may be persecuted, one day, the Christians will rule again. Politics and Christianity will walk hand in hand as we build a great nation with religious freedom...as long as you choose Christianity! Glory be to our new found power!
Remember saints, someday Christians will control this country and we will have a powerful military to help us spread the word of God!